God: *creates Draco Malfoy* God, proudly says: I would like to see anybody top that Harry: I'll top that
Ron: Kiss the prettiest person in this room Harry: Ginny? Ginny: *blushing* Yeah? Harry: Move, I'm trying to get to Draco
Harry: Honey? Draco: What? Harry: Where are my auror robes? Draco: What? Harry: Where. Are. My. Auror. Robes? Draco: I, uh, put them away. [explosions outside] Harry: Where!? Draco: Why do you need to know?! Harry, ripping through drawers: I need it! Draco: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months! Harry: The public is in danger! Draco: My evening's in danger! Harry: You tell me where my suit is, Malfoy! We are talking about the greater good! Draco: 'Greater good?' I am your HUSBAND! I'm the greatest GOOD you are ever gonna get!
Harry: Go fuck yourself, Malfoy Draco: I'm too lazy, do it for me Harry: what Draco: what
Ron: Kiss the prettiest person in this room Harry: Ginny? Ginny: *blushing* Yeah? Harry: Move, I'm trying to get to Draco Pick-Up Lines
Draco: Okay, Harry, give me your best pick up line. Harry: Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table, periodically. Draco: Harry: Draco: Draco: the fuck is a scientist
Harry: i hate you malfoy Draco: i hate you more potter Harry: no i hate you more Draco: nah i hate you the most Ron: but why are they cuddled up
Draco: Hey, I heard you like bad boys. Harry: Not really. Draco, lowering his wand on the astronomy tower: Oh, thank god.
Lucius: I found a bunch of Gryffindor stuff in Draco's room. Severus: Uh-huh... Lucius: And there was a pair of men's underwear in the mix as well. Severus: Okay... Lucius: So I can only conclude that...Draco took home the wrong trunk. Severus: Lucius...no. 
