bitchycode:

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

mylovebythesea:

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no

accio-shitpost:

muggleborns going to hogwarts, singing pop songs, and claiming they wrote them

spicypsychosis:

All my childhood friends got hot and I got mentally ill

Being A Slytherin Would Include…

pronqz:

Gryffindor | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff

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• Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room
  
• Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there
• Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter
• Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent
• Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates
• Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe
• Always defending people from your house even if you’ve never talked to them before
• Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the “badass” house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles
• Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendships 
• Passing notes in class 
• saying “fight me” under your breath to literally everything
• So much swearing
• Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is “bad”
• Getting told off in class for swearing
• “God fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking ink”
  
• “Excuse me?”
  
• “Sorry professor…slip of the tongue…”
  
• Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite. 
• Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him
• Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in Slytherin 
• Slytherin PRIDE 

takasuga:

I want to live in a ghibli movie and wear cute outfits and have my room filled with flowers and magic

procrastiwriting:

My main problem as a writer is that I don’t write because “I have a story to tell”. I write because there are worlds I want to visit, ideas I want to explore, people I want to meet, conversations I want to hear, emotions that I want to express, and impossibilities I want to make real.

Which means that I still need a fucking plot.

cyrodiildo:

i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me

kylorenr:

just 👏 because 👏 I 👏 love 👏 villains 👏 doesn’t 👏 mean 👏 I 👏 excuse👏 their 👏 actions 👏 

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

just-shower-thoughts:

Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert